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    • April 8

    Just a Cone

    April 3
    Text/Flirt

    Text/Flirt

    April 1

    Mornin

    March 27

    Jackets Not Required

    March 24

    Fraggle Stick Carrr

    March 17

    Genius

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    Pesky, the Excitable Boy

    March 12

    What’s In a Name?

    It began in 1932 when the women of a Seattle bridge club had a great idea for an easy-to-make pie crust. Since then Krusteaz - a clever mix of “crust” and “ease” - has come to stand for home-baked goodness, fresh from the oven in minutes. Our quality mixes bake up moist, tender, and delicious. One bite and you’ll know why Krusteaz is such a cherished Northwest tradition.

    March 11

    The Lost Foley IMs

    (reprinted from the Original FEED)

    Rep. Mark Foley’s departure leaves behind a trail of questions concerning the extent of the sexually explicit e-mails and instant messages he sent pages, staffers and colleagues over an unknown period of time.

    Earlier today, THE FEED acquired several unpublished IM exchanges between Mr. Foley and House Speaker Dennis Hastert, Karl Rove, Rep. Katherine Harris and Senator George Allan. Warning: discretion advised.  

    HastertYo42 [11:21 AM]: foley, yt?
    Maf54 [11:21 AM]:     yes dennis
    HastertYo42 [11:22 AM]:     any questions on soil subsidies bill for tomorrow am vote
    Maf54 [11:22 AM]:     yes
    HastertYo42 [11:22 AM]:     shoot
    Maf54 [11:23 AM]:     what are you wearing
    HastertYo42 [11:24 AM]:     what

    Rovester56 [4:54 PM]: hey
    Maf54 [4:54 PM]:     hey karl
    Rovester56 [4:55 PM]: got enough bi-partisan support for military commissions act
    Maf54 [4:56 PM]:     think so
    Rovester56 [4:56 PM]:     great thxs. talk later
    Maf54 [4:56 PM]:     wait
    Rovester56 [4:57 PM]:     whats up
    Maf54 [4:58 PM]:     I miss you 

    KittyHarris57 [2:08 PM]: It’s a plan then…dinner with agriculture lobby next week
    Maf54 [2:08 PM]: and then what happens
    KittyHarris57 [2:09 PM]: we eat…we drink…we get their support
    Maf54 [2:09 PM]: and
    KittyHarris57 [2:10 PM]: I don’t know
    Maf54 [2:10 PM]: don’t know what
    KittyHarris57 [2:11 PM]: what you’re getting at
    Maf54 [2:12 PM]:     getting at what
    KittyHarris57 signed off at 2:13 pm

    MacacaFan52 [1:15 AM]: yo
    Maf54 [1:17 AM]:     hey george
    MacacaFan52 [1:17 AM]:     what u doin on so late
    Maf54 [1:17 AM]:     nuthin
    MacacaFan52 [1:18 AM]:     well guess what
    Maf54 [1:18 AM]: what
    MacacaFan52 [1:19 AM]:     welcome to america!
    Maf54 [1:19 AM]:     thanks
    MacacaFan52 [1:20 AM]:     np - latr

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    Small Low-Fat Decaf Raspberry Mocha Latte

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